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smalltalktorture:
“tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads
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smalltalktorture:

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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its-just-aaron:
“ iguanamouth:
“ coldfruit123:
“ iguanamouth:
“forbidden knowledge
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Can we see this frame by frame?
Please and thank you.
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Yes Here Are All The Frames
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THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR
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its-just-aaron:

iguanamouth:

coldfruit123:

iguanamouth:

forbidden knowledge

Can we see this frame by frame?
Please and thank you.

Yes Here Are All The Frames

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THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

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dykescxual:
“ datsharkcritic:
“ dykescxual:
“ datsharkcritic:
“ im-so-pharah-way:
“Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing...

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

im-so-pharah-way:

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

Ok. Saw Con?

saw con my dick and balls

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a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

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I hate all of this

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This is the last thing you see before you die

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Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

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2man222:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

Nintendo…why wont you let me walk within three feet of this man

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manda:

n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

this makes me so happy

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There it is, the worst Funko Pop

fujiyosky:

skatank:

notyourghoul:

izucute:

beekirby:

new-year-same-setto:

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Honey that isn’t even close

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Sorry but 

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Nothing can compete with 

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marquisdegilbert:
“ i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed
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marquisdegilbert:

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

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marisatomay:

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

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topsydead:
“ I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching...

topsydead:

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later.

And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly.

Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

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black-nata:

starkked:

Avenegrs: Infinity War (2018)

protect this child at all costs

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chicken-buddha:
“ you ignorant fool
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chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

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ive decided to work in the living room today

eggstraw:

flapjaccc:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

lets play a game of “long before Drake gets in my way?”

Minute 1: The coast seems suspiciously clear…

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IVE BEEN SPOTTED

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I REPEAT. I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

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subject did approach but has yet to interfere 

im am cautiously optimistic

six minutes

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it took Drake exactly six minutes to get in my way

@scruffigus

@mostlycatsmostly

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